Melinda's bachelorette party

Saturday evening I organized a bachelorette party for Melinda, who is getting married to Alex on June 16th. About 8 girls attended (dinner + dancing at the Flying Dog in Waterloo). Those who could and couldn't attend helped me compile a list of 'tasks' for Melinda to complete before midnight...I edited the list to include only those items that I thought that Melinda would actually do that were fun but not over-the-top embarrassing.

After a few drinks and shots and some help from Tracy, she did a good job of completing everything. We dressed Melinda in a white tank that said 'BRIDE' in rhinestones, a pink feather boa and a tacky veil.

Here is the list of things that she had to do:

1. KISS A GUY WITH A MULLET OR A MUSTACHE (Melinda went for the mustache - a safe choice)
2. FIND A GUY NAMED ALEX AND 'PROPOSE' TO HIM ON ONE KNEE (Tracy found someone named Alex for her and Melinda proposed, but he refused to accept...unless Melinda decided not to marry her Alex)
3. ASK A GUY TO BUY YOU A DRINK (guy turned out to be a dog and would only do this if Melinda let him write on her boob - see Task #5 - forget it!)
4. HAVE A BOY "TEACH" YOU HOW TO PLAY POOL (Tracy and Melinda had fun doing this)
5. GET AS MANY GUYS AS POSSIBLE TO WRITE THEIR PHONE NUMBER ON YOUR BODY (she did a good job with this task and had some interesting messages written too! Luckily I chose a non-permanent marker!)
6. PERFORM A POLE DANCE ROUTINE (left this one for near the end of the evening - using the table on the dance floor. Go liquid courage!)
7. DANCE WITH A COUGAR (there were too many to choose from that evening! The best one I saw was about 50 years old, with a tight short white strapless dress and a tatoo on one shoulder - THAT's HOT!!)
8. GET UP ON A CHAIR IN THE RESTAURANT AND ANNOUCE SOMETHING FUNNY (she said something about me and pink underwear but I missed her doing this)